“Thomas Edison's last words were 'It's very beautiful over there'. I don't know where there is, but I believe it's somewhere, and I hope it's beautiful.” ― John Green

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

going to barnes & noble always gets my blood pumpin and reminds me im alive

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kingcheddarxvii:

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket

$20 can get you many peanuts

explain how

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

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Capone prided himself as a man with style. If he ever killed someone himself, or one of his henchmen killed an important person, hundreds of dollars worth of flowers was sent to the funeral. In one fight between Capone’s men and another gang, an innocent woman was shot, not fatally, and required hospital treatment. Capone personally paid for all the hospital fees. He also would pay for all children’s hospital bills when he visited.

true gangsters

#not as much of an asshole as you could’ve been

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  • COUPLES CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
  • COUPLES CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
  • COUPLES CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
  • ANYONE CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
  • ANYONE CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
  • ANYONE CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
  • BLOODY MARY
  • BLOODY MARY
  • BLOODY MARY

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glmrk-lls:

when I see lbs I don’t say pounds in my head I say libs

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shrekjpeg:

when u excited about something and ur friend isntimage

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