NEW UNDERWEAR IS HONESTLY THE BEST THING EVER AND IT JUST MAKES ME SO HAPPY IDK
if you can have a long and meaningful conversation with me even though we haven’t seen or talked to each other in super super long and not make things awkward you are hella special
dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
everyone in harry potter treated luna like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn’t go to wizard high school
porn always ends up on your dash
it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs
you will get porn on your dash
The tragedy in our generation today, is that ladies would rather have a man of God than God himself; don’t be so eager to find your man of God, when you have yet to find yourself in God who made all man.
Ow ow ow
Bada bing bada boom.
Remember when this was said? Let’s bring it back shall we?
all I need is a tan and a mimosa in my hand is that too much for a girl to ask for